For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is! Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted, you don't get any points for doing something she expects....

Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.

Sample Duties

You make the bed....+1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1

You throw the bedspread over the rumpled sheets....-1

You leave the toilet seat up ....-5

You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty....0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex....-1

You go out to buy her some flowers and aromatic candles....+5

But return with the latest gadget....-5

You check out a suspicious noise at night....0

You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing....0

You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something....+5

You pummel it with a six iron....+10

It's her father....-10

A Night Out

You take her to a movie....+2

You take her to a movie she likes....+4

You take her to a movie you hate....+6

You take her to a movie you like....-2

It's called Death Cop 3....-3

Which features a shooting scene every 3 seconds....-9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly....-15

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian

shirts....-30

You say "I don't care because you have one too"....-800

Driving

You lost the directions on a trip....-4

You lost the directions and end up getting lost....-10

You end up getting lost in the bad part of town....-15

You end up getting lost in the bad part of town and meet the locals up close

and personal....-25

You know them....-60

The Big Question

She asks, " Do I look fat?"....-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a

deficit)

You hesitate in responding....-10

You reply, "Where?"....-35